Five Simple Steps To Zombie Survival with Is Tropical
1) Make sure you have lots of water.
2) Choose your friends very wisely – you need a medic, a demolitions expert and then someone to have sex with.
3) If they’re walking zombies, then sturdy shoes. And make sure you have bicycles.
4) Always keep all doors and exits closed. Always watch your exit!
5) There’s a lot of trust issues with zombie attacks – people start getting paranoid and they start saying “I’m not infected” but then you’ll be like “Yes you are! I can see you are!” and then you’ve gotta shoot them.
First published in ye fabled debut issue of Uber zine Spring 2010. Uber zine – loved by neurosurgeons and feared by hipsters. Not for sale, not available anywhere.
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